December 2009
Well Screw Being Emo On The Last Day Of The Year.
Here’s to a fun/puke-filled roller coaster ride brought to us by 2009! Buckle up and get ready for 2010—it’s going to be a long ride. Say hello to 2010 with your barf bags ready and your polaroids on hand. 2009: You’re now a has-been.
Happy New Year everyone!
The other day, I tuned the radio to Radio Disney,...
kaylacee:
BAHAHA.
HAHAHA WIN. Same thing happened to me when I first heard One Time.
Help me decide.
Should I buy the UP Adidas jacket?
“Happy Christmas, Hoes! Have a swanky spanky one. Be merry and gay like I always...”
– Love, Seva.
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has...”
– (via fuckyeahchucknorrisfacts)
Oh Joy.
1 day before Christmas Eve and I’m shouting profanity like some cheap skank. Forgive me. I had a really bad day and I’ve never been this hoe-rrible since… The other day. Oh anyway.
Go get your goody two shoes on because the midnight of 24th means opening those swanky gifts you’ve been longing for since godeffingknowswhen.
Well, I know I will. Happy Holidays everyone!
“GO FUCK YOURSELF SHIT FACE.”
“When you’re a kid, it’s simple. Christmas is magic. It’s a...”
– -Kevin Arnold, The Wonder Years
10 Days Before Christmas.
“Man is the only real enemy we have. Remove Man from the scene, and the root...”
– Animal Farm, George Orwell
Other People
From Fragile Things by Neil Gaiman. I seriously like love this short story. I’ve read this for over a 27397329 times. READ IT!
“Time is fluid here,” said the demon. He knew it was a demon the moment he saw it. He knew it, just as he knew the place was Hell. There was nothing else that either of them could have been.
The room was long, and the demon waited by a smoking...
“It is after all so easy to shatter a story. To break a chain of thought. To ruin...”
– The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
“If you have ever peeled an onion, then you know that the first thin, papery...”
– The End, Lemony Snicket
